I wish all of my friends looked like this

‘SUP I HAVE AN IPHONE NOW BUT I STILL OVERFILTER EVERYTHING
now let me tell you what I know about kawaii

this game, man

FIVE STARS FOR EXCELLENCE

★ ★ ★ ★ ★

this is only the greatest thing to encompass my night

I’m speaking in superlatives again, phooey

have you ever tried putting on knit tights right after you get out of the shower?

the experience is something I’d like to describe as, “fucknuts frustrate MOTHERFUCK GODDAMMIT”

*has issues*

JUST KIDDING, ALL IS PRETTY WELL.

I’m always worried about regressing; lately, I’m mostly worried because I’ve been playing insane amounts of Fire Emblem instead of fixing up my resume. MY UNITS ARE GETTING MARRIED AND SHIT IS REALLY EXCITEBIKE.

~

MICROSOFT WORD, EVERYBODY.

I finally found something

that explains everything

greetings

I am from the internet

every time I stumble into this song, my life shifts significantly. what. what is. what.

Devin Townsend ~ DYNAMICS

Winter hides the dead
Just like summer ends too soon
Springing forth the new knowing
Autumn is the tomb
And I’ll wait for you
‘Cause it’s waiting for you

Living hides the dead just like
Suns and earth and moon
Springing forth the new knowing
Flowers need to bloom
And I’ll wait for you
‘Cause it’s waiting for you

Unsure? Well, here’s help with the wait
The heavens move and the earth will quake
And now god has failed as a metaphor
There’s only awe forever more

‘Cause…
Life is all dynamics
Life is all… dynamics
There’s life in all dynamics
Life is all dynamics

Unsure? Well, here’s help with the weight
There’s only “god” for “heaven’s” sake
There’s only one key to unlock the door
You must get the metaphor

I almost drowned in my own bathtub a few months ago.

Indeed: I’m that much of a lame-ass. I do, in fact, hold quite the record for that much lame-assery.

Every so often my empathetic senses decide to throw bricks at me and I’m revisited by the sensations of drowning. One of those fleeting, flighty moments of inner turmoil. Suddenly the world mutes and my chest tightens and aaehCHKEHRKAHCH—

I’LL NEVER BE A MERMAID.

/lament

well shit, I bought a vintage dress that looks like Christmas